Squeaky Cheeks Solves The Down Under Conundrum
You’re on the go, you’re getting things done and your body is churning out sweat and grossness like Bigfoot running from the paparazzi.
Time to tame your self induced horror show with a curtain call that tells odors the show is over.
Introducing SqueakyCheeks. The amazing talc-free body and foot powder guaranteed to keep every square inch of your skin safe from irritation and odor. Yes…even the body parts we can't mention!
Why let your body tell you who’s boss with the funk of 40,000 years creeping out of your crevices? SqueekyCheeks not only kicks out the funk, it’s effective for preventing chafing, blisters, rash, and other skin irritations caused by moisture, sweat, friction, heat rash, and clothing.
Does Bigfoot actually use our products? We’re not sure - but the big guy would definitely benefit from them. For a dude that is out in the wild putting in the work everyday, we’d do him a whole heck of a lot of good. With a cool mint powder or a sunshine and citrus blend, he’d definitely smell better. Hey, even if he wanted to go with the unscented blend, at least we could tame the foot funk without any extra smell.
SqueekyCheeks works from the second you put it on to give you unparalleled comfort. If you’ve got the chub rub or the unspoken about privates shuffle, give it all a rest. SqueekyCheeks is like your secret agent who will go anywhere to get the job done. Yep, even there. And there.
Here are just a few ways you can take advantage of SqueekyCheeks:
- You have a high impact job where you’re constantly on the go. Whether it’s indoors in a fuming hot office or outdoors cutting down firewood like Paul Bunyan on the sun - SqueekyCheeks handles both with ease. Not only is it more comfortable, it smells like a bouquet of winning.
- Gym Rats rejoice! You haven’t just been called a gym rat because of how much you creep around that place - you kind of reek like a handful of cheese crumbles that have been left out to dry. Get the respect you deserve when you’re getting shredded without smelling like cheese.
- All Day, Everyday and Every Which Way: Yup, you heard right. From men to women, babies to teens, SqueekyCheeks can help everybody in their own way. Stop worrying about feeling gross A little bit in the morning and you’ll be fresh for the day - and heck, reapply whenever you want. Tested and Endorsed by Podiatrists, Professional Athletes, Soldiers and Mother approved. Squeaky Cheeks powder is bottled with recycled packaging and proudly Made in the USA so you can feel goooooood.
"As a firefighter we go on many calls. We sweat, we chaff and we have lots of body odor. Squeaky Cheeks is my Go-To product to help with the sweat, to help with chafing and to eliminate rashes. That is why I love Squeaky Cheeks."
~ Tanner, Squeaky Cheeks Customer and Firefighter
Stop living in fear of the dreaded chafing, rubbing and smelling. Feel good wherever you go with an all-natural solution that works for everyone, everywhere. Yes...we promise...even there.
Still not sure? Just take a look and see what our customers have to say about their transformational experiences:
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